thugilly:

whatalansays:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

trannysaurus–rex:

I FUCKING HATE THIS WEBSITE!

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY THIS IS

Time to delete my account.

(via reshipped)

memeufacturing:

person: *does finger guns at me* ayyyy
me: fucking pull the trigger you coward

(via memeufacturing-deactivated20161)

beyoncescock:

me doing homework:

• pees
• checks fridge
  
• drinks water
• *looks at clock*
  
• “i still have plenty of time”
  
• scrolls tumblr
• opens youtube for relaxing music-
  
• then finding myself watching cute cats and dogs
• opens new tab to finally start homework but instead types tumblr.com
• “i need a 15 min break i deserve this”
• *30 mins after, still scrolling through my dash*
• *staring at the wall trying to find the answers
• but ends up thinking what i’ll eat next*
  
• *looks around trying to find someone to blame for my life*
• *does something irrelevant*
• “im so tired!!!“
• *sleeps*
  
• *wakes to pee*
  
• *looks at clock*
  
• *cries*
  

(via acomas)

chessys:

no homo but that moment u step into a patch of sunlight and ur body had forgotten what it was like to feel warm.. im in love

(via joshpeck)

teacrumps:

vickythepixie:

mihael5sos:

so today i found out that i’m allowed to carry a knife with me to school as long as it’s smaller than 3 ½ inches but i still can’t show my shoulders and if thats not a perfect description of american schooling idk what is

COVER YOUR SHOULDERS WITH KNIVES

Shoulder blades.

(Source: georgeweasly, via perks-of-being-chinese)